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November 11, 2004

the subtle mystery of sexuality

me: boys are so easy to turn on. it's almost not fair.
him: yeah, we are. i mean, i'm like this old-fashioned vaccuum cleaner that has one switch, off and on. while you, you're like this fancy new vaccuum cleaner with no bag that has like eight levels of sucking on it.
me: ... you just compared my sexuality to a major household appliance.
him: yeah.
me: with eight levels of sucking.
him: ...
me: don't let anyone tell you you're not romantic, baby.
him: you're not going to blog about this, are you?
me: eight levels of sucking says i will.

posted by jane at November 11, 2004 09:16 AM | TrackBack



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silly, fun, kinda interesting cinematic effects; paced like a videogame. The Rock is a decent comic actor as well as credible action hero. cool fighting scenes.

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in spite of some good performances, i couldn't get over the condescending tone. it's a classic case of straight guy pretending to be gay, getting the girl and a better job, and safely being able to declare that he's straight - and escaping thr real problems of homophobia. left me feeling a little icky.

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lulu gave me this book. it's magical. set in a fantasy industrial age new york city, suffused with mythology.

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a great game. scary. i can't play it unless jesse's home. even then it's hard. i make him play it so i can cower behind the blanket and tell him to watch out for the bad guys. yeah, i'm that much of a wimp.


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